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Mar 22, 1954

Back in 1951 I told my draft board I was a homosexual communist so I wouldn’t be sent to Korea except now I’m not so sure I was lying lmao

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Mar 22, 1954

Looks like I’m joining the war on communism and perversion on the side of communism and perversion

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Mar 23, 1954

I’ve been blacklisted

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🧶 herockonmyhudsonuntili Follow
Apr 7, 1954

got another one fellas

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🥔 the-famous-eccles
May 12, 1954

can’t believe i just saw princess margaret x peter townsend rpf on my dash with my own two eyes

#you know who you are

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📖 photoplays 🔁 bebopappreciator
May 12, 1954

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Mar 29, 1954

honestly dni if you support the boycotting of salt of the earth by movie theaters i’m not even kidding

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Apr 2, 1954

This just in: Tumblr thinks communist and un-American propaganda is good now

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👔 johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow
Apr 2, 1954

Say it ain’t so

#this is the communism and un-american activities website

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✒ lesbianeffieperine 🔁 haysoffice Follow
May 12, 1954

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✒ lesbianeffieperine
May 9, 1954

If these shitty rollers fall out again tonight istg

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May 12, 1954

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VERDICT: POST NOT APPROVED

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✒ lesbianeffieperine
May 12, 1954

excuse me

#what the fuck

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🎷 bebopappreciator
May 12, 1954

here’s how adlai can still win

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handageddon:

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saltyseafuck:

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

#op its your job to kill that whale

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there are many advantages to becoming a marine biologist

OP shouldn’t go out and kill a whale, a better narrative arc would be to seek forgiveness. Achieve what McAfee couldn’t OP

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foxgirl con artist

fox can have little a crime, as a treat

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tripropellant:

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ever since discovering you can request money through google wallet when you send emails i’ve had to struggle to resist the urge to constantly tack on money requests of either thousands of dollars or 69 cents when i email my dad about stuff

mostly it’s because i send him a lot of funny animal pics with no title or body in the email whatsoever and i looooove the idea of sending someone a blank email with two attachments, which are:

• that picture of the proboscis monkey smirking while eating a sandwich with his little pink dick fully visible

• google wallet request for 9000 dollars

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kaslanist:

are you guys seeing the vision

a digital drawing of lappland from arknights wearing the clothes of yakuza's goro majima. her whole body is visible, and she's pointing a baseball bat upwards with a smile.ALT

also happy “il siracusano finally got announced” to those who celebrate

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evilwizard:

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The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside

*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker

But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it…

stop that!

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changelingsandothernonsense:

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New Ea-nāṣir lore just dropped and I don’t know how to feel about that. I hate the meme but the guy having thugs coming after him for bad copper sales is perfect.

Wait wait WAIT

As someone who hard agrees with all your tags re: tired of the meem

BUT who is also invested in antiquities

Is it possible for you to drop the new lore

So the building in Ur where the infamous tablet was found (1 “Old Street” Ur Excavations VII) was actually full of similar tablets, all detailing how badly this guy’s deals went. All of these tablets were collected and put into storage at the British Museum. Typically this kind of thing gets forgotten about, many of these tablets have been sitting there for a century, untranslated or partially translated.

The Nu Tabletum

This was recently partially translated and it’s incredibly fragmentary, but it’s a letter from the man himself reassuring a customer in Larsa about a bad shipment (a lot of goods were missing). He is upset that the customer sent thugs to collect (which is located in a different tablet). In turn, he sends his own to the customer’s home. They are to make offerings at the temple of Šamaš together to symbolically “smooth things over”. They are taking an oath.

He later goes on to blame the customer for the missing ingots. He (Ea-nāṣir) decided to employ a third party to deliver said ingots to the customer (all the way in the next city-state in the Sumerian cultural sphere). It seems like the third party either stole or got into a fight with the customer over the goods.

Ea-nāṣir now has to haul his ass to Larsa to deal with this personally. There’s a lot of “Why don’t you believe me?” “They don’t listen to me!” “Please don’t send-” going on in the tablet. But from what I can gather it looks like this peace offering (making an oath at the temple of Šamaš) broke down too. Everyone is blaming each other for the missing copper ingots and now the man himself has to take the three-day journey to sort out this issue.

We have a name for one of the thugs: Mr. Shorty (kurûm). He seems to be a bit scary.

The man from Dilmun got kicked out of the Merchant’s Guild for a reason, he’s had this problem before with copper shipments from Elam. Either he’s the world’s worst judge of character or he’s embezzling, and badly. This is his side hustle stage where he’s selling everything from used clothing to speculating (badly) on real estate. He may have dabbled in money lending too. He’s your classic failed finance bro.

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arbetarmakt:

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worst bathroom to be drunk in

i already feel like i’m drunk as piss just looking at this

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thrilled by this. all names should be like this

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